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The partner dusts the outer rim of their mouth with Tahin, then the duster places their asshole directly on the mouth of the receiver and proceeds to flatulate. (While the sweet sounds of Lionel Richie play in the background)
Lexi gave her a lover a Mexican Hotplate Supreme after a romantic night of dancing and burritos.
A mexican Guy with a extremely Large Penis
Maria says she like mexican hammer's
Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.
Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?
The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.
Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.
Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.