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National “ok hate” day refers to the omission of the word “ok” from the english on December 16th. The word will be illegal to mention for the whole day. Penalties range from 100 dollar fines to death.
“I got convicted for breaking the guidelines of National “Ok hate” day.
May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson
“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli
when you post or express your feelings to someone you talk to , in a relationship with or tend to show the world someone you like! and it is expressed on December 14th !
“post a flic (of / with) or video with someone special! !!!!your lil shi ( boo) on national lil shi day
october 5th national breast day where girls have to let you touch their chichis
“hey it’s october 5th”
“oh yeah national breast day” *flashes tetas*
March 4th is national sip day! No one knows why! It just is! Take a sip of ur cup and say hi to sip thats it thats sip day!
Woah is it National Sip day? I forgot to take a sip!
April 7 every year is national Booby day where you send your boyfriend your titties and or you playing with them to show your love
“hey baby it’s national booby day, can i see your honkers?”
On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”