Your moms your face

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

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Swoccer Mom from NJ

A noice swoccer mom from Ventnor City, NJ.

Blinda- Swoccer Mom from NJ
Stacyie- Swoccer Mom from NJ
Gmargaret - Swoccer Mom from NJ
Qcatheyz - Swoccer Mom from NJ

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your mom goes to college

Your mom goes to college is the best retort, known to the history of MAN. O:

OKAYSO
Kip was all "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE" to Deb, who was trying to raise money for college. So the masses overused the greatest line. :<

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Your mom's fat.
P1: YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
P1 and P2: OOOH! I/YOU GOT SERVED.

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Middle aged christian mom

A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.

Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.

Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.

Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.

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your mom is gay lol

Its the best insult to a person. It kills them imidiatly or take there will to live.

Shut up your mom is gay lol!!!

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holly from dance moms

the absolute best person that could ever walk the face of the aldc cinematic universe. best role model for any up and coming parent. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE. AN ABSOLUTE KWEEN!

“EMptY cHaIr dO a SoLo!!!”

holly from dance moms —

ummmmmm ya

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Living in his mom basement

Worthless losers that live with their mother despite already growing up.

He should stop living in his mom basement while watching hardcore porn and smoking drugs while fapping all day.

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