Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.

Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee

z1qa2xsw3ced4vrf5bgt6nhy7muj,8ik9.ol0/p;-'[=]\

The final peak, the absolute madness of boredom. You have hopskipped the entire fucking keyboard.

guy: HOPSKIP THE KEYBOARD!

guy 2: lmao bet z1qa2xsw3ced4vrf5bgt6nhy7muj,8ik9.ol0/p;-'=\

P. I.

Private Investigator

That motherfucker used to be a P. I.

Heather P

a girlboss, the hottest, slays every comeback, is hot when she cries, is possibly gay, barely has school friends, anti-social /hj

OMG its Heather P she used to be jn my 3rd grade class 🤪

p/rf

A shorthand used for the use of platonic/romantic feelings. Often used in friends to lovers arcs.

I'm really bad at p/rf, how am I supposed to know if i'm in love with my best friend?

Tadija P.

ok

tatica je Tadija P.

P-ray

A variation of the d-ray, traditionally used when the semen is specifically aimed at the pussy, although modern usage can include anything that starts with the letter 'P'.

I wasn't allowed to cum inside her, but she let me give her a p-ray, which was almost as good