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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.
"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."
"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"
A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.
Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
To. We aggressively pounded by a large penis. Also must be said by a Greek lady.
Lauren, I just want to bear fucked today on a bear rug.
When someone, usually a women, gets in bear suit, puts on a strap-on, and does anal with someone so hard they bleed out of their asshole
I love when my grandma and sister do a bear pickle in front of me every Christmas
The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.
I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.