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When a man’s wiener is fully erect
I went down on that mf and he was all corked up!
Today is a day to watch TV series and movies all day
Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?
Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
22 may - a day to watch movies all day
A beautiful girl who if you mess with her or break her heart u also have to deal with her brothers, shes the only with obvi she gets everything.
( only girl all brothers.) HEY IS THAT THE GIRL WHO HAS ALL BROTHERS FOR SIBLINGS!?
Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”
When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more
“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”
Something's attractive exterior does not always indicate what it is really made of.
The teenager with the fancy car and designer clothes learned a hard lesson when he realized all that glitters is not gold – his parents were struggling financially to keep up appearances.
When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
Jude Dunn. He is beyond perfection in every way possible. He's a blessing to everyone. I want and need to hold him close.
Never let go of all that good in the world.
I love all that is good in the world.
All that is good in the world has healed me.