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A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.
That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.
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A girl walks in to a meat shop for produce and gets more than that. She asks the man for him to sit on her face while he smears meat juice alll over her face. Then she gets steak, wraps it around his dick and chomps it off. Later she gets a butcher knife and they become blood brothers. (NO LONE WOLVES
"I was Fucking the Meat Man. "
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Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.
"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."
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When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.
When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.
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Another name for female masterbation!
I walked in on my mom playing the single string meat banjo!
When a man by the name of Ben grabs his meat and slings it over his shoulder at a fellow by passer all while shouting, "You got meat tomahawked BITCH".
Ben just reverse flying meat tomahawked some chick, she liked it.
I wish Ben would reverse flying meat tomahawk me.
Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!
Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!