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13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day
Go choke and kiss a girl
Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day
October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.
I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.
April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"
Batting ones eyelashes against ones scrotum.
“She gave him butterfly kisses and has pink eye now”
When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls, or when they just start blowing really hard and you cum early
Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters
When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls
Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters