poop. for real though.
what has chocolate color and a pill shape?
i need to use toilet because I need to get rid of my chocolate pill
When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum
cookie
I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.
A bubba chocolate is when your buddy is sleeping and you wake him up with a nice fart in his face.
"wow three bubba chocolates in one night.. that is harsh"
When you dream of choco buddies.
I had a chocolate dream last night, it was so hot (chocolate).
When someone likes to wear skidmarks on their underwear or sit in shitty underwear.
Woah! Did you know that Avery is living the chocolate dream right now?
When you lack the amount of melanin that you would like to have. A light skinned person in denial.
I'm not light skinned, i'm diet chocolate
it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.
would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?