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1. when someone says or does something worth giving them the side eye.
2. when something seems suspicious (negative context).
"thats awfully side eye-able behavior. . ."
A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.
Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.
"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"
When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.
Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
OOOH! MAJESTIC
GRANT US EYES, GRANT EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDIOCRACY
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES"
Bloodborne fan 1: "Have you every head of micolash, that dude is an asshole"
Bloodborne FAN 2: "GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDOCRACY"
The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.
He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.
Named after the 2004 Christmas movie The Polar Express (based on the 1985 children's book of the same name).
A term used to describe the eyes of a character from a film made with motion capture.
Also used to explain the uncanny valley to someone.
The characters in that film had Polar Express eyes.
In India, before you shove a card (plastic or otherwise) up your ass, you MUST say this.
You are considered an athletic video gamer and it signifies your manhood.
Indian Scammer: "You know what to do...blue eyes, hypnotize!"
The Dude: "What?"
Indian Scammer: "Pffft!"
The Dude: "Ok, roger. Will do!"