Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.
The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.
The slut got pie in her eyes.
You got pie in your eye.
When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.
Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.
Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity
Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing
Attempting to clear the remaining poo in a toilet with a stream of piss. Also, 'pooseye'.
"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"
When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!
I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.
What dumbeldor called trelawney meeting chanwills0
Bug eyes mcgee
The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.
He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.