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your mom goes to college

you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.

idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.

by CCFHKCBK September 4, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


bake your mom in the oven

The threat to bake one's mom in an oven, usually to get something done for you.

If you don't give me a ride to the BK Lounge, I'll bake your mom in the oven.

by quox June 20, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


basic ass mom friend

They drink psl (pumpkin spice lattes), they act innocent but are freaks, they do yoga and go to jamberry parties.....

Aka: basic ass mom biotches

Ex: Since I cried, do you want to go have brunch, because my life is sad and meaningless basic ass mom friend

by Sarahpaige October 27, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Fine Mom! *Smack*

An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.

Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.

Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)

Mom: *whimper*

by Jezeah May 21, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ur mom gay lol

Usually said by a 11 year old roblox/fortnite players.
The best comeback for ur mom gay is โ€œno uโ€

Daniel: *gets killed by another 12 year old fortnite player* โ€œUr mom gay lolโ€
Carlo: โ€œno uโ€

by TheWetPineapple March 27, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


you're moms chest hair

The best comeback ever

He's and asshole

You're moms chest hair an asshole

by Lucy Kane December 28, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Am your mom

I am your mom.

your mom

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

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