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A slang term to say 'fuck you take the hard way.'
*Attempting to lift 500lbs* "Have you ever lifted before?" "No." "Suck noise, add 250lbs."
Stranger: I used to have a ####### video of me licking a girl down there but it got deleted
Me: Ok...?
Stranger: that was my sister i did that to
Stranger: she asked me to do it so i did
Stranger: i stuck my tongue really deep in there
Me: Eww
Stranger: Not going to lie, it was great
Me: Ok
Sister suck is not allowed here c:
when you want a sucking on your toes
girl: hey babe suck on my toes
guy: okay lemme go down
When a girl sucks a guy’s balls so hard that he can’t have kids anymore.
Yeah bro her vacuum suck was so strong that my sack turned blue and purple with green pimples all over it, making it taste like warm gorilla balls.
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On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!
Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!
When something is the most absolutely awful, rotten thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck"
Dude! Last night I dropped 2 large on hookers and blow, and when I got outta the shower that snatch was gone with my cash AND my stash!
Damn dawg, that's The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck!
the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes
"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"