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(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick
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When Tom went jogging....he was sportin' some Cheese from Under. Support my cause. Read 1000 thumbs up and holla.
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Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.
"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"
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When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.
My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.
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"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"
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When a male sticks his penis into a glory-hole, and the person on the other side inserts a toothpick into that mans urethra. They then get a cheese grater and grate the mans penis (length-wise) until they get back to the toothpick.
*Zack Efron inserts penis into glory-hole"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"
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When someone sucks cum through their braces.
"That underage girl gave me a Wisconsin Cheese Grater."
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