One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"
Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation
I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked