Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!
A male driver that can’t drive.
Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.
Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.
Aka douchey dolly. A person like Dolly Vision, a YouTube creator, who likes to who likes to exploit & revictimize victims, especially women & children, their families & friends for $$. Specializes in running with crazy conspiracies, theories & rumors.
Stop being a dolly douche. Ewww, look another dolly douche, attacking that victim for money. Wow, dolly douche, can't believe he's lying about a missing child & making money.
A phrase describing the male genitalia
Susan: ugh Raymond is being unbelievable.
Rebecca: I told you to dump that pajama douche!
Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun
Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.
"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.
Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.
So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.