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National fish fingers and custard day
Hey Amelia did you know it’s 3rd April national Fish fingers And Custard Day today it’s
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This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
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This comes from Hebrew. It is a proverb that means "Things don't always happen as they are supposed to be".
"Supposed" in Hebrew is "AMUR". this is also a name for the fish "Ctenopharyngodon idella"
- I'll just plug that in, and it's supposed to work when we get there.
- "Supposed" is a name of a fish. (Amur ze shem shel dag)
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An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.
Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.
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An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.
Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"
Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"
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It's when a guy takes a full beer (preferably Guinness) and empties it in a womans vagina during intercourse. The man then proceeds to drink the alcohol from the opening as it flows out in similarity to a waterfall.
An Irishman is having sex with a lady, and decides to pour his beer right down her vagina in order for him to go drink, and lick it out while pleasuring his companion. This is then called an Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman).
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A generic greasy Staten Island man who during the summer months spends all of his time and money at the jersey shore.
Hey man look at all these pepper fish at jenks let’s get out of here before we get robbed