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Fatal Kiss:
When you're eating someone's ass and they accidently shart right in your mouth.
Bro I was tossing her salad hard when she ripped a fatal kiss. It was horrible
just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets
babe why did u stop kissing me
it's don't kiss your girlfriend day
Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.
I Santa Kissed your mom last night.
This basically means kissing someone when they're dying, and after the kiss they're dead. Basically being happy one last time before they meet their end.
"Did that anime character really receive an Afterlife kiss?"
"Yeah, it was so sad. I cried all night."
On march 7th kiss any girl you want
Yo it’s march 7th.
So?
That means it’s national kiss a girl day.
Oh dude that’s great I can kiss my crush.
Yeah but Um do you know where my sister is?
When you kiss, your braces get stuck together... ouch!
Guy: ouch!! get your braces off!
Girl: DUDE, we just had a Magna Kiss!!
1) To kiss someone that is not interested in kissing you.
2) to force yourself into a match of tonsil hockey with someone unwilling.
Gage, how did last night go!?
Well I got lucky and kissed this girl, so pretty good overall.
Oh yeah? Because I heard you were a total jibroni and had been rape kissing people last night.