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November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
A sex act whereupon a man impregnates a woman, then gifts her with exactly enough Sugar (money) to buy a handbag at the local abortion clinic.
"I don't pay for abortions, I just give out Herschel's Kisses."
Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.
While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.
On this day, 01/10, you must kiss anyone named 'Nova'.
-OH! Looks like it's Kiss Nova Day. Time to kiss you, Nova.
-NO
The kitty kiss is the exact same motion of a teabag, but practice by someone with a vagina! As the teabag, it is use to show disrespect!
It is name this way as a vulva looks more like a mouth than a sac
Man 1: Did i just got teabag by this woman caracter?
Man 2: no man you got kitty kissed