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When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.
Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.
Ethnicity of Hispanic or Latin culture with a lighter shade of skin color almost white
Damn you are so sexy
Oh really
Yeah you must be one of them light skinned Mexicans
Lmao you are fuckin funnyyy
It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!
Two Mexicans or hispanic people that are dating or in a relationship with each other
Bro look at those fucking mexican chips
When similar looking people share the same photo ID or season pass to get into events by discreetly passing backwards the first person's ID to the second after the first already entered.
Called Mexican Passback because Mexicans are both cheap (wouldn't buy an extra pass) and they all look the same.
Ricardo: (enters concert with pass, performs a Mexican Passback to Roberto)
Roberto: (hands pass to guard)
Guard: Didn't you just enter 5 min ago Ricardo?
Roberto: Yes, Hello, I am Ricardo, I just had to step out for a moment
Having sex with four flexible and while one is on your dick two others shove soft tacos in there ass leaving it there until it is you turn to hop on the penis. you take out the soft taco and shove it in the mouth making him through up around his neck.
Rob got a Mexican tie last night.
He's nasty as fuck.
the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado
She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole