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Old Granny Joe

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.

Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!

by Griggles October 19, 2020

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pulling a joe jonas

Wearing way to tight of pants

Joe Jonas is always wearing to tight of pants.

James:Dude stop pulling a joe Jonas you look gay
Mark:sorry man

by Example Steve December 30, 2014

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Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.

Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020

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billie joe armstrong

billie joe died and was horribly killed, and mauled in a car crash today when he was under the influence of marijuana.

billie joe died in a car crash, total truth

by billie joe day April 2, 2005

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billie joe armstrong

Lead Singiner and front man of Green Day. He is talented in both vocals and guitar and very enteraining during live performances. However, he is gay.

Dude, did you hear? That dude from Green Day(Billie Joe Armstrong) likes tha cack

by The Mizzan December 11, 2006

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Fuck Joe Biden

I only did this to be fair to Trump

IM TO YOUNG TO CARE ABOUT AND OR PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEWS. FUCK BOTH PRESIDENTS . Fuck joe Biden and trump tbh. VOTE ME FOR PRES

by HiπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‚ December 3, 2020

19πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


Help Joe Biden

This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldn’t be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Biden’s eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.

High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.

by Bubba the Gimp June 25, 2021

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