blow job

when a girl sucks a boys penis and licks it all over and makes him feel really goood.

i wont a blow job bitch

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part time job

n. pärt tīm jŏb

Another way of saying, "I live with my mom".

Latin : partus, and + timeus + jobus, pl. underemployment.

Bill doesn't like the idea of vacation time so he works 3 part time jobs all year.

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blow job mobile

When you stick your dick into a muffler of a car and have your friend start the car and press the gas and brake.

Dude, im not using the blow job mobile anymore because i got an infection last time.

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plate job

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female,as in "Licking the plate clean"

He performed a "plate job" on his girlfriend and in return she performed "head" for him.

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Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

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Michigan Mop Job

Indeterminate thing that the character Chuck from "Rick and Steve" is willing to do only because he has AIDS. Most likely it has nothing to do with a mop but may involve a moustache.

"I can do a Michigan Mop Job, because I have nothing to lose."

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Spaghetti Blow Job

When she sucks on your pubes instead.

Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.

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