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life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

by broken down March 4, 2007

1505πŸ‘ 303πŸ‘Ž


Half Life 2

Another boring FPS. Sadly, it has a huge database of n00bish fan-boys, who say it is "godly" and "awesome" and "beats the living shit out of Halo". Some, actually, alot say HL2, is better then Halo 2. But I say, they both suck after a while of playing. Yet again, there hasnt been a game that truly revoulutionizes ( I know I spelled that wrong. ) the FPS Genre. Some say HL2 is that true game, but I say nay. HL2 only has graphics and a good physics engine. Whoo-hoo. If your smart, you wont care about that, you would care about the fun factor of the game. I dont give a rats ass if HL2 has an awesome physics engine, or good graphics. Personally, I have more fun playing Pong then HL2 and Halo 2.

Friend- Didja buy that awesome game HALF LIFE 2?! ITS GOT AWESOME GRAPHICS AND PHYSICS!!!!

Me- Why would I buy that? So I can waste 50 dollars on it, play it for a week and get bored of it? Its just a carbon copy of another FPS.

Friend-.... BUT ITS GOT GRAPHICS AND PHYSICS!!!!

Me-.... Your a fucking retard....

by Adam Chambers August 27, 2006

43πŸ‘ 267πŸ‘Ž


Ry Guy Livin' Life

A brand based on the principles of staying happy, being humble, and livin' life. Their mission statement is: Don't worry about the past, don't stress about the future. Just live life now and be happy.

Man: You seem so happy and content with your life; what's your secret?
Guy: I'm Ry Guy Livin' Life! No matter what my circumstances are, I strive to be humble, happy, and live my life. You may not be a stranger to sorrow or hurt, but happiness is something you can push for no matter your situation!
Man: Livin' life huh? It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.

by Ry Guy Livin' Life February 22, 2013

25πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mld: masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got an MLD: Masters in Life Degree as a result.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 9, 2017


Pack up your life

Annoying Spanish teachers use this word when they’re telling someone to move away from their friend

Your spainsh says pack up your life and move your seat away from your friend

by Yeetisforlit May 12, 2019


Gacha Life/Club Cringe

A subreddit based on the kids app "Gacha Life" and "Gacha club", a anime-dress up and movie-maker game. Although most kids use it for innocent and normal purposes, others use it for racism, edgy things, LGBTQ fetishization, homophobes, porn, and other BS.

"Oh hey dude, look at this Gacha Life/Club Cringe my little cousin made"
"Oh, that's edgy as hell!"

by a kid who likes theater October 1, 2020

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Paid a thousand life points

Describing of a person conducting an act of extreme stupidity which turns a favorable event extremely unfavorable.

Oh my God, you retard! What you did is just like the time when Jeff paid a thousand life points, destroyed everything on the field, drew a Heavy Storm, and lost the game for us.

by Larry Lee January 6, 2008