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Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina
I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.
A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA
Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing
A woman freezes her menstrual blood into a Popsicle. Someone else then uses this frozen blood to pleasure the woman, then eats it out of her vagina.
My boyfriend almost threw up after giving me an Idaho Otter Pop.
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A mother who is usually addicted to strong opiates or methamphetamines she can get legally or illegally. Often soccer moms take the edge off the meds high with booze or cheap domestic beer. Being a mom, most likely with an oblivious husband with a well-paying job, she's usually in possession of a solid grocery-getter/multi-passenger car most likely a white mini-van(the preferred vehicle of a PPSM) so she is able to get several kids to soccer practice after school while she's hopped up on meds.
"A pill-popping soccer mom purchased a set of new tires then proceeded to crash into the tire store trying to test out the new tires doing some high speed donuts in the parking lot. What a fucking stupid bitch! She must be a pill-popping soccer mom!"
"Mom heckled the refs again at our soccer match today. My English teacher yelled at her,"Go home you drunken, pill-popping soccer mom...get help!"
"The meth addict was once #1 in population only to be usurped by the pill-popping soccer mom."
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a short male mexican's sausage link.
"I went to a waterpark 2 days ago, and this mexican's speedo was too flimsy, so everyone saw the small fry's chewy pops
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