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Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Damn he did that Mexican shovel last night
When a man covers his penis with hot sauce then proceeds to fuck his woman in the ass,making her scream.
My wife wanted to spice things up so I took her Mexican mud-bogging.
When you go swimming fully clothed.
Lupe, put on ju dirty clothes hija, we are going to la playa to have a Mexican laundry day.
When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.
"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".
Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis
Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans
When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball
I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun