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When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.
Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.
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Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.
Going to have a piss in the wind tunnel again.
When you are pissing into an unflushed toilet, and your piss matches the color of the piss already in the toilet left there by the previous person.
Dude, I found another one of my Piss Brothers today while using the bathroom at work.
yorkshire piss squeak
normally a little rat faced fucker who drinks in excess while in some home made saloon in some little inbred town in the area of Yorkshire.. more than likely they are
normally a little scrawny weak spineless cunt, but once they have some put some golden juice in them, they grow a set of ball's, and come out of there shell.. normally giving it the tough guy only to fold like a true coward once they remember there writing cheques there little piss squeak body can't cash
king of piss squeaks # paul white
# yorkshire piss squeak
a little rat faced horrible dirt bag that tends to sit in there home on there own drinking themselves into a state were there brain tells them there brave , when in reality there's more courage in the cowardly lion in the wizard oz ,
hey who's that tool mouthing it off on Facebook? don't worry it's that little yorkshire piss squeak Paul , he's probably pissed up again, don't expect him in work
spunk contaminated with stale piss
she is a piss stained fuck custard