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When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather
You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb”
The phrase gangsters say (usually on MTV Cribs) when they show/tell you something, not even they understand.
(ON MTV CRIBS)
Gangster: I got the surround sound, the Mp3 hook ups, and the tv that comes out of the bed, ya Know what I'm sayin'?
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That funny guy that sits at the front of his classes and is actually awsomely kewl. Ben Whats-His-Face is probably not your friend though.
I love that guy ... you know ... Ben Whats-His-Face!
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"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.
Several contenders that arose:
The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs
What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?
I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.
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A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.
*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class
"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back
-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"
-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"
-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."
More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/
*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class
"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back
-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"
-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"
-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."
More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/
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cute is what we aim for is a indie band formed in january 2005. I personally think curse of curves is one of thier best songs but i like thier other songs to.
cute is what we aim for may be the best band that ever lived
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explaining or retelling an event, often used for excuses and is considered to be quite Ghetto. it originates from high schools with very stupid, ignorant, pot smoking, tards that need to learn how to speak english and shut there big fat mouths.
bon qui qui: girl did you get me dat chicken?
Latoya: chicken?
bon qui qui: yeah
latoya: well what had happened was dat i got in dis fight with dis one bitch...
bon qui qui: sure don't pull that shit dumb ass i knew you was bangin Darrel.
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