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When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.
Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.
To take very smell shit in a bathroom, right before or while someone else baths or showers in it. The steam amplifies the shit stench.
I left a Mexican rainforest for my wife.
The Mexican Fire Bomb is a drinking challenege where 2+ people shall participate. The challenge is taken part in by lining up cups of 1 shot of everclear 195 proof vodka with 1/2 a shot of tabasco hot sauce. Whoever can drink the most without needing water, milk or straight passing will win the challenege.
Dude tonight me and Fred are doing a Mexican Fire Bomb.
The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.
I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.
A clear fluid that should be tequila but you have assholes for friends that water it down so it freezes.
They gave me some of that Mexican moonshine. I have more alcohol spewing from my pores, bro.
After a woman performes a Dirty Sanchez on a male, the same male then takes his index finger and gets as much of the feces on his finger as possible with one swift swipe of the finger and then in one calm and quick movement puts that same finger into the girls anus as he does her from behind.
Instead of keeping it simple, Brad tried to impress Stacy with how quickly he could transition from a Dirty Sanchez to a Mexican Stingray. Stacy was very surprised.