A phrase expressing surprise or perplexity at a situation. It originates from an Internet artist's re-imagining of the pokemon Nidoqueen that featured breasts.
"Dude, check out this text I just got. It's stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen"
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If someone tells you to keep your tits dry it means to calm the fuck down amd be patient.
person1: Dude when are you soming over
person2: keep your tits dry im on my way
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motherfucking sexy bitch, so if you look this up on urbandictionary, you might already know what it means.
BUSTY-BIG-TITTED BITCH man, i'll fuck off today. im lazy as fuck. me again mutter to myself BUSTY-BIG-TITTED BITCH. fuck off again. i love fucking off. i said BUSTY-BIG-TITTED BITCH. im writing an entire story on it. what an efficient way to fuck off. emphasis on FUCK OFF.
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When someone gets angry and/or upset at something.
To spin out
Can be used with words inserted within (Eg. spin your tits clean off!)
Eg 1 "Ohh when she finds out about this she will spin her tits off!!"
Eg 2 "I don't want to tell you because i know you'll spin your tits off!
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Rub boobs and tits firmly in a sexy and horny way.
Hey dude. Please rub my tits like pomegranate.
A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".
Except with a lot more awesome.
Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.
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a more modernized definition for standing out in a crowd, or sticking out like a soar thumb
That crazy hat makes you stand out like a fake tit.
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