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A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.
Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life
Urban Dictionary is the best straight up dictionary
other dictionaries: school is a place for education
urban dictionary: school is a place for bullshit
For when you're too afraid to Google it.
"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."
The site you create stupid phrases on at 3am because no one loves you
"Yo dude I'm gonna create a new phrase on urban dictionary, oh wait I'm talking to myself no one loves me"
A VERY honest dictionary about people you hate
Dude1: "yo your name's on urban dictionary
Dude2: "rly what does it say?"
Dude1: " you don't wanna know"
A site that shows how names and words have many meanings
Have you seen how the Urban Dictionary gives words many different meanings
That place where you post the names of your friends and when they look up their names they say "HAHA THAT'S SO TRUE OMG"
Hey look up your name on urban dictionary