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Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.
Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!
*drinks and then leaves*
Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
When you sister proceeds to shove Cheetos in her water until it turns orange
Person: what are the hell are you doing?
Sister: putting my Cheetos in my water.
Person:why?
Sister: because cheeto water is tasty.
Person: wtf.
When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.
Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!
When you tuck your meat stick upward into your waistband and only the tip peeks out from the top, this is a water wart.
Hey guys, wanna see my water wart.
When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.
"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."
"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."
"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."
"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."
"Bet."
When your peoples leave you for dead in the water, just flopping around like a dead fish immiment
Damn you water-Judas, you left me out like a dead fish waiting to be put back in the bowl