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John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
“Too p” is another way to say you're real.
yo me and jay are Too p for y'all 💯
Child Pornography. Shortened form of 'cp.'
"Ain't even load yet and I already know it's 'p"
An alternative to saying a friend's mum is a MILF. Let's be honest most people in the world called Kim are either your friend's hot mum or a member of a family of North Korean dictators. It's Kim P because it sounds like "skimpy"
Origin: A fine ass Sexy woman who lives in Dee Why New South Wales Australia with her gay ass son. How she gave birth to a man who enjoys giving his friends Scoliosis by taking them to movie theatres with shitty seats, we will never know.
Some guy: "Hey bro your mum is a total Kim P".
Other guy: "Thanks bro, I'll take that as a compliment."
Often used in the engineering society as a replacement for P.Eng. designation to recognize certain individuals who exemplify fudu behaviour and antics on a regular basis.
Dude, Jatinder jerked off 20 times last week, he deserves a P. Fud.
He will be a famous tik tok star. He is also known as the GOAT of everything and the sexyboy. No one can stop him.
The phrase one says when they are about to get some Premium Pussy or Dick(PeePee) and can be said by both genders
Mom: Where’re you going honey?
John: I’m going to get some Double P