Gay P

Gay P is slang for Gay Porn. Gay porn is when two of the same gender have sex. For example, if it were men having gay sex, it could include of one man shoving his utter horse cock into another dudes wide spread creamy asshole, a man shoving his cock down another guys throat till he gargles, and intensely jerking off another guy till that bitch cums.

I love watching gay p it makes me horny.

when the p

(Usage)

A conversation starter for your friends on Discord, or just a random status.

(Abstract)

Expresses the meaning of 'p' in such a profound way the reader will have no choice but to accept what you're saying and agree with it. A derivative of the phrase 'me when the'. Mysterious interpretations can be formed from the phrase but it gives more meaning and purpose to what the 'p' is and when is it going to happen or what it is going to do... if that makes sense.

No capitalizing letters.

Me: when the p

Friend: What?

Me: 'P'

Friend: Ok sure.

p e r f e c t.

Ray <3

Ray is absolutely p e r f e c t.

Davey P

Magic balls

I put Davey P in my mouth and all my wishes came true

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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.

No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

person1: hey
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/p

A text ending meaning "platonic". Used to clarify that one is not being flirtatious or sexual, rather showing good friendship.

Love you! /p You look so good! /p I love how that looks on you. /p.

B's and P's

Doing your bits and pieces. Popping the shops for a pint of milk, going to the post office, paying your bills, doing your paperwork.

''What are you doing this weekend?'' ''Oh just my B's and P's.''