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Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America
A douche canue is a canue full of douche instead of a bag full of douche.
He's a douche canue
A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.
A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama
That's one heak of a Potable Douche
A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
Middle aged men and/or Karen's driving around in bigass utes
I was just cutoff by a ute-douche.
A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.
Mike met Sarah and became a runaway douche.
Asshole douche ditcher