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It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.
Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?
Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.
Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)
the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili
JOsh: wow poobs for breakfest!
Jimi: no orange pineapple apple juice for breakfest asshole!!
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Another way to say finish your alcoholic drink.
A line from the movie "Steel Magnolias". The scene where Julia Roberts character "Shelby" is having a diabetic seizure. The mom, played by Sallie Fields, is trying to give her daughter orange juice and she says the ling "Drink your juice Shelby."
Me: *holding my Guinness*
You: Drink your juice Shelby.
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The remains of human decay that end up seeping out of the bottom of coffin buried under the soil.
This "juice cocktail" is comprised of liquid drainage from orifices that include the nasal and rectal passages, and embalming fluids that seep into the soil and pollute water, thus disturbing the Earth's ecosystem.
"That new construction home on Sandra Circle shares its yard with the cemetary. Thier sump pump is constantly pumping the dead people juice from their basement into our lovely cul-de-sac'd street, 24 hours a day. I wonder if that juice carries the threat of rectal cancer, foot fungus or conjunctivitis? There goes the neighborhood!"
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the juice that lubricates your asshole before you shit.
Pat: i was sitting on the tolit & i realized there is juice that comes out before you shit?
Mary: uhm, no?
Pat: it's pre butt juice.
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Juice wrld died on 12/8/19 so we decided to make his birthday a day to honor him.
Person 1: whats today
Person 2: today is Juice wrld day
National juice wrld day means to honor him even after his passing.
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