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Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.
Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...
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It is the single most vile twisted dark piece of porn ever made.
Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2
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To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!
Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?
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The ugliest girl(s) left in the bar about an hour before it closes.
I was feeling horny, so I stopped by the bar to pick up a 3 O'Clock throw back.
What the fuck was Koziol thinking, that bitch is a 3 O'Clock throw back I wouldn't fuck her with Smitty's dick, a 10 foot pole and Heig pushing!!
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"Look, I'm not trying to date you. I just wanna bust your back out."
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A general expression of anger or frustration. Derived from Mel Gibson's famous line from the movie Ransom.
"Dude I was so ticked off last night I just screamed Gimme Back My Son!"
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