getting bean dogged is when you look stupid by mistyping something or get bamboozled by your autocorrect.
person1: did you know each german region has their own bean dog not multiple
person1: oh i meant "has their own brand if not multiple"
person2: you just got bean dogged bro
some random crazy ass thing i thought and decided to make a definition out of
wanna have some oreos and beans
A peach fuzz like mustache that brushes a girls bean
hey man I finally shaved off the bean duster - Jaxon
J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.
"My but was sore from the frozen beans"
The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night
"I caught another vannila bean last night!"
a sex act in which you eat beans from your partner's anus
Person 1: This crazy bitch wanted me to give her a musty bean
Person 2: Gross!