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The teeny, tiny fart at the end of a long string of ass numbing explosions sounding much like a mentally handicap child.
Dude, I swear, that was the sickest fart tard I've ever heard. It reminded me of your retarded sis, brudda!
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Little bubbles that appear on top the water when crabs fart!
Hey I was watching deadliest jobs and Captain Phill saw the fart bubbles and said put the baskets in here,
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air released form area of vaginal lips region smell can be unpleasant and disturbing
the girl that sits in front of me in italian
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Somebody who buys you something for a birthday or holiday when you tell them you don't want anything and would rather they save their money.
"Hey dude! What do you want for your birthday?"
"Don't be a poop fart, I don't want anything."
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A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.
I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!
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A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.
Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!
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