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The Hottest Guy possible to man. He might be worse then a tavish but he is still sexy with rocking abs. he sucks the homies dicks and say no homo. he gets chicks but there mostly chicks with dick. He fucks guys named liam and loves camels. he rides on camels to get to work. he doesnt know that the camels are actually kids. he touchs kids and makes sure they dont tell people. and he never caps
Girl: James touch my pp
James: Get in line
Biggest fucking pot head you’ll ever meet. usually chill AF !
The biggest pussy ever, normally small, very dumb, can’t get silver 1 in fut champs, has a small cock
Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.
" I can't fix my AC"
"Stop being a James"
" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"
A very small child that is slightly homosexual but does not yet realise. He has also never seen his own penis
“Hi I’m James” said James smally and homosexually without looking at his penis
Idk he seems nice ig, seems like a jackass too...kinda hard to read.
James.........I don't fucking know bro