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the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 8, 2015


Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times

You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain

by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022


Oasis Middle School

A very bad school. Don’t go here.

Brandon was sad because he has to go to Oasis middle school

by December 10, 2020


Meramec Valley Middle School

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school

"Hell and meramec valley middle school are very similar"

by Nick-Jesus March 4, 2018


azalea middle school

A place where he’ll is unleashed the school is 87% Black Males and 5% White Males and 1% White Females And 7% Black Females yes it’s gay horrible and very sexist

Person 1:Hey have u herd of Azalea Middle school

Person 2:Don’t ever say that u could get shot

by CokeSucker123 October 28, 2019


Chichester Middle School

deep in the amazon jungle there is a school full of ratchet bitches, fags, degenerates, sped kids and cool kids

Alaquanisha: i attend the chichester middle school
Jaquayviontavious: LEAVE

by 6packvideos June 12, 2023


Roselle Middle

An absolute nightmare. Sure there’s some good people that you meet, but an overwhelming majority of the students are just 12 year old basic white girls or guys who can’t count to their own IQ level. Everyone there is a thot. I hope to see you all in hell, you sad bunch of horny teens.

Student #1: Haha! Roselle Middle sucks! Can't wait to go to Lake Park High School! *thotty laugh*
Student #2: I like dead memes

Student #3: I’m not like the other girls 🤪😍💕 I drink Starbucks and listen to XXX and/or K-Pop, HMU I’m single, 12,

Student #4: yeah sorry I’m dating a senior from LP 😩

by Th0t_Patr0l June 22, 2019