Filipino Box Spring Hog

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

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Lunch Box

A Container one uses to hide/keep there Marijuana. Most commonly found in Bloomfeild Hills, Michigan.

Some may use "pelican cases" or other boxes.

"Chris brought the his lunch box to the party and we all got really high."

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vaginal box 500

its harsh like an xbox 360 and ps3 combined but soo cooler cuz it harsh has vaginal games and stuff like constant porn thats super clear and it pwns! and then u need vaginal batteries for it to work

yo did u get that vaginal box 500 yet it has the best porn ever

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tongue punch the fart box

Oral stimulation of the anus.

She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

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3 piece wog box

A 3 piece chicken meal from a fast food outlet with a side of rice and peas, with watermelon juice, normally purchased by a black man

"Yo leroy, wot yo eatin blud?"
"I is havin the 3 piece wog box winston innit"

Outside the box thinking

1. Problem solving or articulate thinking in a non conventional way.

2. Thinking in terms or aligning thought processes that are the same or very similar to those of Joshua Wilson.

3. Thoughts or mind processes that recipricate those of Timothy Griggs. He shall always be inside the box.

Nicolas: Hey bro why does he never use outside the box thinking.
Josh: because the answer is in the question bro.

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