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When a man uses bavarian cream as a lubracant and fucks a slut in the ass, the woman turns around and then gives the man a nasty dirty blow job!!
Damn that bitch from Dunkin Donuts was a whore, she gave bavarian blow jobs to all of us!!
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Similar to the blow job, the Bulgarian Chunk Job involves a girl giving oral sex but with a surprise ending. There are variations on the details but the punch line is she vomits the semen back up on your dick. This is not to say she spits it out, she must actually throw up. This can be initiated by poking her tonsil with your dick or having really really nasty semen etc. This is not made up. I know someone who had this happen to him.
Johns dick was so long it made that girl's bj turn into a bulgarian chunk job!
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When a man gives head to another man and receives his cum which he proceeds to spit all over the other mans face. Then the other man gives up head and does the same. They then start kissing in a very nasty and sloppy way. Creating the image of a White colored Sloppy Joe
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when a female or male sucks a male's cock. & the male cums into their mouth.
so my partner & i were on a tour bus one night. once we were sure that everyone was asleep, he asked me if i wanted to give him a blow-job. i had already been giving him a hand-job prior to this, & i said yes. he pulled his shorts down then covered us up with a blanket. lifting it up for a little bit, he gently led my mouth to his six inch cock. first i licked it up and then i started full on sucking his cock. after about ten minutes, he lowered his head to my ear and asked me if i wanted him to cum. i said yes, & held the blanket up for him. less then a minute later, he guided my mouth back onto his cock to suck his cum. i kept sucking until i was out of breath. then we fell asleep after he fingered me.
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To lick someone's asshole for sexual pleasure.
John's turn-on is getting a rim job from his girlfriend.
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A hand job with your mouth, lots of tongue
I gave the cab driver a Bangladesh Hand Job and my ride was free
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A rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like viagra would do but it's really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have cum squirting out of your belly button,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother's chest)
The Jedi Blow Job often happens to nerds who do not happen to know shit about star wars.
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