Random
Source Code
Random
When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.
Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.
A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.
Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.
"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"
When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.
Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
The most suspicious dog on the block.
Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.
13👍 16👎
A sex maneuver where a male places one of testicles in each of his mates eye sockets and bounces up and down repeatedly.
Joe squished his one of his nuts while giving Shauna the Texas Eye Goggler.
7👍 7👎
When a girl is giving you head and plays with the bum hole with her fingers.
Eh, you remember the french chick from the Dominican ? , she gave me a red eye tickler ! YEAHYAH!,.
7👍 7👎
She wanted me to poker in the brown eye
9👍 10👎