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When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.
-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !
Hey man, I need some peenut butter to go with my poo
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When somebody goes on a streak of stutters while talking or chokes under pressure during a game.
Billy was doing great during his presentation until the Nutter butter stutters got to him.
"spread the butter"
like when people are making a show with little material
they just "spread the butter" to make it seem like a full idea
when anything bigger has a smaller source
he really "spread the butter" about his athletic skills
can also work in reference to fibbing
That definition seems like she "spread the butter" on it.
Buttered her arse = Shot nut butter up a lucky ladies arse
Kev - Man, this slut last night left me no choice but cum in her batty
Chris - sounds to me like you Buttered her arse
Kev - With Fucking Gusto my friend
You take a guy in a frog suit and a tub of butter and then you shit it all out and bam baby frog butter
Hey what do you want on your cow steak
Frog Butter