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When you Cum under a girls nose then punch her in the nose when the Cum and blood mixes it makes a strawburry cheese cake
This girl go two big strawburry cheese cakes last night
The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.
The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”
When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.
How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
14th of April is cake and cunting day
Woman: What's a month after steak and blowjob day?
Man: cake and cunting day !!