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Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15
Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!
When your successful significant other is on the way home from work and tells you ahead of time to greet him with you r mouth open ready for insert.
I’m gonna give you a hot beef insert - are you ready for your Steven kiss?
The smacking sound created from one's sweaty and/or deep bellybutton hole sucking in someone else's skin before it releases it.
I was spooning my wife one hot summer night and, as I turned to the other side of the bed, I heard my belly give bellybutton kisses to my wife's back.
"MAMI KISS ME!"
"Johnathan... I'm your mother and how did you learn spanish?..."
Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R
“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”
“Bro I’m not gay”
“Doesn’t matter”
The act of two sexually partners pressing their butts together and shitting.
Oh man I heard Mike and Linda were caught Somalian Kissing at work yesterday.
When a person catches there mates fart directly in their mouth and then blows it into another person's mouth.
Sally loves to give chocolate blowfish kisses on beans and cornbread night.