P-issing

Occurs when you and your mate touch penises. Very romantic, a lot nicer than actual kissing. P-issing is the perfect thing to do on your first sussy date.

Vincent: "Hey Simon, can i p-iss you?"
Simon: "why, of course.." *unbuttons pants* "I love p-issing"

Bryson P

that one pussy who is changing my life.

"look at that nga bryson p."

"omg ik hes like totally changing my life, its tubular."

:P BLIP

:P BLIP

person: hi

person2: :P BLIP

Sick P

Incredibly cool and outrageous.

That Lamborghini is sick p.

not p

when something is not pushin p, so it is bad.

That show was so not p.

H/Y/P/S

Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford, aka schools that open doors to any career you want.

MD1: Some kid just cold called me asking if I can help him get a job at Goldman Sachs
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's

P brain

Someone who has smoked a viscous amount of methanphetamine creating a slurry of a brain/ someone with severe down syndrome

Toby the retard says what a lovely day
Reply- shut up P brain