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This school is full of Mexicans with wannabe thugs
Fuck Robert T hill
Me-really?
See how Magma-T was spittin straight fire on the latest episode of rick and morty.
Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!
1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
t+a is honestly one of those couples where people is like “i wish i had a relationship like theirs” everyone is always jealous of how supportive and fun they are with eachother and just such a good bond
“look it’s them. t+a”
A slang term for the male penis
Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex
Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size