let loose the man juice

a saying for when you either jack off and cum or is about to jack off and cum.

When I was walking home from school and I didnt jerk off for like seven days I thought to myself, I cant wait to "let loose the man juice" when I get home.

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Moo Juice

adj : overly self-confident or self-assertive; "a very cocky young man"

Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.

adj : used colloquially of one who is overly conceited or arrogant; "a snotty little scion of a degenerate family"

"I am sooooo L337!"

Known to be the disapointer of Dave's Children

Can fly a little, brag alot

Lacks sense of humor when having the piss taken

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Yum Yum Juice

The stuff my uncle makes me suck out of a hose while my eyes are closed.

Wow I sure do love Yum Yum juice!

-Cringy Nae-Nae baby, 2002-2004 shot to death

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lazy orange juice

when making frozen orange juice, the person just puts the mix and the water in the jug and puts it in the fridge, rather than actually mixing and melting the concentrate

Jenny is so annoying. she said she'd make the oj, but instead just dumped it all togethe and called it lazy orange juice

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Demi Lavoto Juice

Heroin

Jack: I saw someone injecting Demi Lavoto Juice in that neighborhood

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SoySauce's Chunky Juice

A Drink created by SoySauce with the following contents:

1 Part Shasta Cola (can be Coke or pepsi but may taste different)

1 Part Lemonade

Some Jello

Some Syrup

Some Powdered sugar

Stir in a large bowl until powdered sugar is gone. It is not needed for the jello to be gone as well ... it has to be chunky somehow. :)

I was bored, and needed a sugar rush, so I made some SoySauce's Chunky Juice.

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Twerk Team Booty Juice

A beverage combining gin, tonic, lime, lemon and any flavor of MiO. Its essential for any party at any time.

guy 1: Why is everybody fucked up at this party?

guy 2: Its because they be sippin on that Twerk Team Booty Juice

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