Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.

THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

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oh my god they killed kenny

you bastard…

*kenny dies*
stan “oh my god they killed kenny”
kyle “you bastards!!”
kyle * shakes fist*

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Don't "Oh My God" me.

It's when you have a heated argument with another person, and he/she keeps telling you 'oh my God', by implying that they don't want to hear you speak, is when you use the Don't "Oh My God" me, which means you are right, and the person should listen whether he/she likes it or not.

Jennifer: Stop talking and listen to me. He is mine, and you should leave him alone.

Candy: Oh my God, when will you shut up about this?

Jennifer: Don't "Oh My God" me.... you know I'm right about this. He loves me, not you.

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God bless Jessy James

A saying that some people have that are rebels against society like biker gangs, heavy metal bands etc.

Jess James was an old west outlaw that robbed hundreds of trains and banks.

Man 1: Lets drink ti Jessy James.
Man 2:Yeah,God bless Jessy James.

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more definitions than god

Ok, if you see a definition by God, click the name. At time of writing, he/she/it/group has 531 definitions, I have 559 plus whatever I've done today, which probably takes me up to 575-580 mark.

Fuck yea! I'm spreadin' dem poison rude bwoyh!

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god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner

*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

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Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

PART 1

…. Pray for us Sinners, now and at the Hour of Our Death, Amen…

… Statements made by the Silent Ruse … Guardian Angel Hope which was my Soul Mind … Guardian Angel Mary Mother of God … 666 … Satan … Trick Ruses … Ruses … Soulless People … Voices in the Silent Ruse’s Trashy Little Trampy Earth Mind …

---Guardian = Protector

---04/02/07 - 04/12/07
---05/11/07 - 05/13/07 - Room 625 - The Silent Ruse’s Soul Mind came alive - 05/30/07
---"Woe to You, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with Wrath, because He knows the Time is short..Let Him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the
Beast, for it is a Human Number, Its Number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six."
---06/06/06 six six six
---Repent!! – Repent!!
---Until The End of Time
---Heaven’s a LIE --- Lacuna Coil
---For The Devil sends His Beast with Wrath…
---$166.62
---There is no “Matthew” , “Mark”, “Luke” and “John”
---Ruse - - - Trickery of the Mind - - - Trickery of the Soul Mind
---They were Ruses to each other and didn’t even know it - - Trick Ruses
---Soulless People
---Your Soul Mind is GOD!!!
---I can’t turn back the Hands of Time … But you’re God!!
---Damn Devil !!
---Hail Mary, Full of Grace ..
---Inkubus Sukkubus “Hell Fire” , “Lady Geneva” -- Twice the Poison of Opium and Cocaine, Twice the Damnation and Twice the Shame, Lady Geneva (Taste The Evil)
---Seven Wytches - - Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna

---Playing Chess with The Devil - - Satan
---Puppet Master - Satan is a Puppet Master
---Guardian Angel Hope
---Soul Mind Gives Guardian Angel Hope MONEY - - -
---Moneeeeyyyyy!!! -- Thank you Soul Mind
---Voice of an Angel…
---I am Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God (Pray for us Sinners, Now and at the Hour of Our Death-Amen)…
---There is no “Guardian Angel Hope”
---Listen to me
---Your friends’ aren’t Dead…
---There’ll be no more lies - (Alice DeeJay – “No More Lies”)
---There is no Devil
---Who are you gonna believe, the voices in your head, or the real people?!???
---Shield!! Shield!!
---We should have told him “NO!!!”
---We know more about you, than you know about yourself
---My Soul Mind knows more than my Soul Mind is telling my trashy little trampy earth mind
---Seeing you running scared is worth more to me than all the money in world!!!
---Trick Ruses owes Soul Mind a Dollar
---You owe me a Dollar... Keep it... My Soul Mind shoves The Dollar down the Trick Ruses throat and gives a High 5 to The Devil!!! Satan... and The Devil gives a Thumbs Up and says “Good Job, Soul Mind!!!”
---You need to Vindicate yourself from all the Shams that you do
---You should be aShamed of yourself
---You need to Repent… Say 3 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Marys, and 1 Glory Be to the Father…3 times
---God will walk through that door and take you away to Heaven
---Watch Out!!!
---These are the Voyages…
Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

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