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When your pleaying a vidio game wid da bois and you bouta kill em
BOB: ima bean yo ass
Chris: oh shit
One that consumes beans in large quantities usually can be see with bean juice on face.
*Guy 2 eats 1000 lbs of beans at once*
Guy 1: Dude you are such a bean chugger!
Guy 2: I know I do it for a living.
A group of thorough individuals motivated by the Bag.
Female 1: Who were those guys you were with?
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.
When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused
“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”
Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.
Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up